The OMG, it's RMG Launch...FIRE!!!!

Huge, massive, the size of a steroid pumped continental cucumber. They came, they danced, they went bonkers. A gargantuan night of entertainment got off to a bang (actually more of a ding-a-ling) when MC, Joel Salom, set the fire alarms off during soundcheck with his smoke machine. The fire brigade duly turned up, everyone trooped out to the carpark, the smoke machine was confiscated and everyone trudged back in, to continue where they'd left off.

The Swingin' Cowgirls got the music off to a harmonically, beautiful start with their upbeat and sassy tunes.  Loren followed, soothing the audience with a voice like molten honey. Joel Salom couldn't lose his trousers as he'd managed to lock them in the launderette, but he more than made up for it with a magical display of 22nd Century juggling technique that mesmerised the crowd. Then it was time for the album launch itself. Around 450 people had jammed into the Ivory Tavern, keen to see what the band were about to serve up. What followed was one of the great events in the 7,000year history of music. Sweat, tears, ecstatic pleasure, joy, orgasms, not a bum note to be heard.

Thank you so much everyone that turned up. You made it a very special night for all concerned.