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Round Mountain Girls News and Happenings

RMG News

04-09-2014
PEDAL TO THE FLOOR - IT"S SPRINGTIME
14-07-2014
Bond University - ADCO Amphitheatre - Sun 20th July
20-03-2014
RMG Announced in Final Bluesfest Line-Up
21-02-2014
Coming to see one of our gigs soon??
23-12-2013
Merry Christmas To All Our Mountaineers... and Our Favourtite Horse!
21-09-2013
RMG Become Disorientated in Brisbane and Find Themselves on the Set of AGT
01-09-2013
The Watch - Video Release
15-04-2013
NEW ALBUM Out Now
24-11-2012
RMG to Play Bluesfest – The Most Prestigious Line-Up… Ever!
23-09-2012
Walk Like An Egyptian- Video Release
08-09-2012
GUPTA TO THE RESCUE AGAIN- this time it's Yeppoon.
26-04-2012
Round Mountain Girls Play to Completely Empty Tent Following Naked Shenanigans at World Famous Festival
23-01-2012
Sydney and Newcastle dates at last!!! Manly and Dudley in June
21-12-2011
Shock News- Brad Hails Missing, Suspected Abduction by Hot Mountain Chicks
30-09-2011
RMG In Deep Doo Doo Over Weather and Backstage Brawl
22-07-2011
Port-a-loos Dominated as Round Mountain Girls Rock Sawtell Chilli Fest
12-06-2011
Club Explodes Due to Excessive Punter Overload
12-05-2011
THE NEW COVERS EP
RMG Involved in Daring Raid to Liberate #1 Fan
21-02-2011
Flaming Festival Fever Fears
04-02-2011
The OMG, it's RMG Launch...FIRE!!!!
05-01-2011
OMG it's the RMG Album Launch
18-12-2010
Mountain Girls Cause Chaos Wherever They Go. Drummer Loses Pants and Ex-Hospital Worker Saves the Day...Again!!!
Ex Hospital Worker Saves Rmg Bass Player from Almost Certain Death!!!!!
17-12-2010
Powderfinger, Jimmy Barnes, Paul Kelly, Ash Grunwald to Support Rmg at Caloundra Music Festival
Neurum Creek Is On
One-Off Newcastle Gig
Bluesfest Koala Named in Honour of Round Mountain Girls
Golden Fiddle Door Shuts As Bluesfest Door Opens.
Woodford Duck Beaten to Death With Round Mountain Shovel

Shock News- Brad Hails Missing, Suspected Abduction by Hot Mountain Chicks

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Round Mountain Girls broke the news earlier today that Brad Hails, singer with the band has gone missing. The hastily organised, packed press conference in the pokie rooms at Cabarita Beach Bowls Club was abuzz with shock and disbelief as the distraught band members' related stories of lack of attendance at rehearsals and even some no shows at recent gigs.
"At first, we just assumed he'd been hitting the sherry bottle. It happens from time to time", blubbed a tearful Rexona Cartier. "He's had a habit recently of turning up late, looking dishevelled and smelling of trifle. But for a few weeks now, we've had no contact at all."
The police reported that Hails was last sighted on the 18th November heading up Round Mountain on his push bike, carrying his lagerphone under one arm wearing only a kitchen apron, some work boots and a bowler hat. The report added that he had a "glazed over look in his eyes", and that his pedalling was "erratic".
Real concerns for his welfare arose when his hat and apron was found by hikers who accidently strayed into an area of Round Mountain feared by locals. It is land generally acknowledged to be the territory of a coven of mysterious women, and has been a source of speculation for some years now after several disappearances of musicians from the Bogangar area.
Willy Bee, ex-Navy Seal and bass player stated "We will leave no stone unturned", in the bands efforts to retrieve their front man. "If he has indeed returned to the mountain, then we have a pretty good idea of what he can expect, and it won't be pretty", said Mr Bee.