RMG News
- 23-01-2012
- THE NEW COVERS EP- primed and ready to go.
- 20-12-2011
- Shock News- Brad Hails Missing, Suspected Abduction by Hot Mountain Chicks
- 30-09-2011
- RMG In Deep Doo Doo Over Weather and Backstage Brawl
- 21-07-2011
- Port-a-loos Dominated as Round Mountain Girls Rock Sawtell Chilli Fest
- 11-06-2011
- Club Explodes Due to Excessive Punter Overload
- 12-05-2011
- THE NEW COVERS EP
- 11-05-2011
- RMG Involved in Daring Raid to Liberate #1 Fan
- 20-02-2011
- Flaming Festival Fever Fears
- 04-02-2011
- The OMG, it's RMG Launch...FIRE!!!!
- 04-01-2011
- OMG it's the RMG Album Launch
- 17-12-2010
- Mountain Girls Cause Chaos Wherever They Go. Drummer Loses Pants and Ex-Hospital Worker Saves the Day...Again!!!
- Ex Hospital Worker Saves Rmg Bass Player from Almost Certain Death!!!!!
- Powderfinger, Jimmy Barnes, Paul Kelly, Ash Grunwald to Support Rmg at Caloundra Music Festival
- Neurum Creek Is On
- One-Off Newcastle Gig
- Bluesfest Koala Named in Honour of Round Mountain Girls
- Golden Fiddle Door Shuts As Bluesfest Door Opens.
- Woodford Duck Beaten to Death With Round Mountain Shovel
Club Explodes Due to Excessive Punter Overload
The Cabarita Sports Club was demolished this week after hoards of rampaging RMG fans reduced it to rubble whilst attempting some of the most outrageous dance moves ever seen on the east coast of the continent. A huge crowd welcomed the band back to its spiritual home and partied so hard in the moshgrass pit, that the building moved off its foundations, leaving the management no option but to condemn the building when they inspected it on Sunday morning.
Jack Bowles, club chairman, told us that “despite the sad ending to the life of the original sports club, the good news is that bar takings on the night were so plentiful they’ll enable us to build a new club on the site”.
Plans are already being drawn up to build a replica of The Guggenheim Museum in Bilbao replacing the older 70’s style building.
“We envisage club members being able to gamble whilst appreciating original works of Picasso and Monet which will adorn the pokie room walls”, Mr. Bowles told us. “Or they can have a fag in the smoker’s area whilst musing over David Hirst’s ‘Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living’ exhibition- a series of works featuring animal carcasses preserved in formaldehyde. Paid-up Bowls Club members will be able to enjoy cultural delights such as barefoot bowls to the music of Verdi, or keno cards that play examples of ‘avant-garde music’ famous for its radical, post-1945 tendencies of a modernist style”.
The Round Mountain Girls have expressed regret about the demise of the old building but stated that “...we still love our devoted fans all the more. Their dedication, unique dance moves and drinking ability are way in excess of that which any other band can muster”. Banjovi added, “We are blessed to have such a lovely group of followers. We are also stoked to be seen as the major benefactors of the new building which will bring a whole new level of culture to the north coast”. He then belched, stubbed his cigarette out in the remains of his meat pie and staggered off to put $5 on the nose of some nag that eventually pulled up lame in the 6th in at Flemington.
