The Lyrics:
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FATHER TIME
(c) Chris Eaton, 2006
Verse (Adolescent)
Hey there Father Time what you doin’ to me
I got bum fluff on my chin and a heavy case of acne
I cover my face in spot removing lotions
My girl friends got a bumper bag of creams and potions
I spend about an hour in the bathroom
Telling my folks I’ll be out there soon I hope
Verse (Jack The Lad)
Hey there Father Time what you doin’ to me
I gotta six pack stomach a heavy wallet and energy
I drank about a bottle of Bacardi
Dancin’ with this chick at an all night party
We spent about an hour in the bathroom
Tellin my friends I’ll be comin’ soon I hope
Verse (Maturity)
Hey there Father Time what you doin’ to me
I got an aching back rheumatoid arthritis and plueresy
Another bun grape dropped yesterday
My nasal hairs are pencil thick and turning grey
I spent about an hour in the bathroom
Telling my kids I’ll be out there soon
I spent about an hour in the bathroom
Telling my kids I’ll be out there soon
I spent about an hour in the bathroom
Telling my kids I’ll be out there soon
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NOBODY CAME
(c) Chris Eaton, 2006
Verse 1
Nobody came to my party today
I thought I had some mates but they must have gone away
The vol-au-vents have dried up and the ice just melts away
Like the longing in my heart for some friends to come and play
Chorus
I sent out loads of invites with a note for a reply
A hold up in the post must be in the only reason why, I’ve got no
Whacky dudes and red hot chicks tearing up this place
But this loneliness I feel right now is kinda hard to face
Verse 2
My heart it skipped a beat about an hour before
I jumped up all excited, I heard knocking on my door
My house is number two but my my chin fell on the floor
The Jehovahs had some dip and then moved onto number 4
Verse 3
It’s getting close to midnight and I’ll have to go to bed
I’ve tried to finish all the punch but it’s messing up my head
At least there’s nothing broken and I’m somewhat over fed
I can use the party poppers for something else instead
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RIKKI TIKKI O0 I A
(c) Chris Eaton, 2006
Intro x 4
[Chorus]
Seven days it has been or a week since I’ve seen your face in the mirror behind me
I never look back when I’m drownin’ in smack
‘cos the devil knows where to find me
Get a spade, dig a hole, and we’ll both jump in
But my buddys too fat and I don’t fit in
You’ll hear me singin’ this song when I’m speeding along, Rikki Tikki Oo I A
[Verse]
We played piggy in the middle and to solve this riddle sing Ay Oh Ay Oh
The man in the moon came down to soon Ay Oh Ay Oh
Hey diddle diddle there’s a rabbit on the fiddle,
The cow blew up on the launching pad
I’m feelin fine but the other blokes mad Rikki Tikki Oo I Ay
Intro x 2
Chorus
Verse
Intro x 2
Intro x 2
Chorus (last line: Rikki Tikki Oo I, Rikki Tikki Oo I, Rikki Tikki Oo I A)
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WC Fever
(c) Chris Eaton, 2006
Intro x 4 D
Verse 1 Dm Bb F C
Gutter crawlers, beered up brawlers
Bulldog spirit overflowers
Moronic minds and Rule Britannia wins
I have no friends that act like that, some xenophobic pissed up pratt
Under the gaze of the world destroys what could have been a ball
Destroys what could have been a ball
Intro x 2
Verse 2
Images that span the world of frightened little boys and girls
St. George’s cross but not half as much as I
Is it all worth fighting for
Another dull and lifeless draw
A game’s a game and should be fun
Your bigotry is not welcome
Your bigotry is not welcome
Bridge
Intro x 2
Repeat Verse 1
Bridge to end
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White Rum
(c) Chris Brooker, 2006
Adrenalin pumpin’ through my shirt
Somebody better sponge me before I get hurt
Need to ring it out and leave it for ‘ron
It’s a bottle of juice for you to pour on
You’ve got me burning from inside to out
I’m trying not to look but there’s something about you
I need a funnel to pour you in
To my dirty love, to my lovin’ sin, yeah
Did I hear you right or did I hear you wrong
I thought I heard your voice whispering my name
You are like my lucid dream
Sliding through the crowd like a moonlight beam
Chorus
And I don’t recognize this feeling
And I don’t realize what I’m saying
Too many times I’ve been mistaken
Too many times
There’s a dog in my throat, cause I can’t speak to save me
There’s a bubble of blood floatin’ through my heart, yeah
Your lips are a vacuum and mine are like dust
Hoover me up baby hoover my love
Cause you are a woman made for loving me
From side on, straight on, don’t care if we go backwards baby
I can’t deny you and to me it seems
Baby you wear a mean pair of jeans
Chorus x 2
I’m falling, I’m yearning, my feelings are burning (for you)
White rum I’m drinking pineapple juice sinking (with you)
Freshwater lake swimming (with you)
One candle burning I see your face smiling (at me)
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WHY IT HURTS
(c) Chris Eaton, 2006
(For Mum)
I loved it when you visited, hated it when you left,
You took with you a part of me that made me feel bereft
And for all the good you left behind and all the time you cared
I never could or would replace those moments that we shared
And you know that I love you
And I know you love me too
That’s why it hurts
When youve given so much when youve cared so hard and youve forgotten how to take
The Karmic wheel it spins right round and your own luck you make
I can hear you laugh, I can see you smile, I can see you shine at night
For those that follow on behind, you’ve left your guiding light
And you know that I love you
And I know you love me too
That’s why it hurts
When I look at how we’ve come to grow and spread out on our own
You’ve always been there holding me and now it’s so unknown
But I still love it when you visit and I feel you by my side
I feel a warmth that’s telling me a tale of mothers pride
And you know that I love you
And I know you love me too
That’s why it hurts
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